While everyone is at the envy of Hollywood celebrities, this article will take a closer look at the top 5. You will soon notice that your favorite entertainers are not that much different than you and I. You may even wonder how they go to be so big when they are no different than the average person. That is another secret that will be revealed toward the end of this article as well.
And now the list:
8) Sean Penn
It will not be rocket science to see why he and Madonna were divorced. He actually had some serious anger issues. The legendary pop star almost died because of this. Out of gratitude, it makes you want to go buy some of her music and never watch another flick with Sean Penn in it ever again.
7) John Travolta
This actor is so vain about his hair that one time when a piece of his little weave fell out, he actually picked up a permanent marker and made an attempt at trying to color it in.
6) Bruce Jenner
The athlete now known as Caitlyn Jenner did not just transform into a woman overnight. It seems when he was married to Chrysie Jenner, he used to take all of her bras and clip them together and wear them around the house and out and about. Yea, that would kill a marriage. If she wanted a lesbian relationship, she could have easily done better and found a real woman and not some wannabe female.
5) Taylor Swift
This singing sensation could make an interesting Catwoman as she is the real life cat lady herself. She spends an exorbitant amount of time grooming her cats just so she can hide the cat hair. Also, all the strays in Taylor Swift’s neighborhood never have to worry about going hungry because she always puts some cat food and a bowl of milk on her doorstep whenever she is gone.
4) Julia Roberts
Julia and hubby Danny Moder are as grunge, and hippy, as you can get. It seems they are so focused on promoting green products and natural oils that they do not use deodorant and often are known to go days without showering; and when they do they rarely use soap. Oh well, that is organic for you; centuries ago they did not use soap or deodorant either because they did not have such a thing.
3) Megan Fox
Megan would get the attention of most men as she tends to take of her clothes wherever she is at. However, not so sure how they would react about her natural tendency to forget to flush the toilet after a number two. Also she never cleans. (I’d clean for her just to see her drop her clothes).
2) Brittany Spears
Brittany is not all that clean either. At one point, a half-eaten McDonald’s was discovered under her bed along with sex toys in her drawer. Although the darkest secret is she still eats at McDonald’s with her money.
1) Angelina Jolie
The winner, and most heroic, does not really have a “dark” secret, so to speak. Angelina Jolie’s only secret was that she kept secret a three month procedure where she had her breasts removed. She did this because she was diagnosed as having an 87% chance of breast cancer. First off, how do you hide anything from the press for three months? The only reason she finally came out was to raise awareness for breast cancer. That is why she deserves this top spot.
The biggest secret of all lies behind how all these celebrities became so famous when they are no different than the rest of us. The reason they are so wealthy is because they are plants by the New World Order who use them to distract society (who are naturally celebrity worshippers) while they plan something bigger on the political scene. If you want to break into showbiz, just go find some member of the Illuminati to bankroll you millions of dollars to distract the masses with whatever your talent is; and most celebrities do have genuine talent and even a positive message to society.